I was in the kitchen the other day when I heard this really annoying sound! I was curious as to what stupid asss creature could be making this horrid noise. Nothing other then a fucked up squirrel! He was looking at me making this noise, its hard to explain, like a buzz crossed with puking and chirping! I told you it was annoying!
So I threw pine cones at him ......*flashback*...........I was walking and I heard this crazy noise so I went looking for it and to my alarm there was a rattlesnake just a mere few feet away. I realized he could not bit me because of the position I was standing and also that he was trying to crawl up a rock! Anyway, I saw some pine cones so I started throwing them at him. It seemed like a cool idea at the time! ......
I then proceeded to tell him to shut up, but he won't, damn squirrel can't speak any English, like come on!
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4 comments:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is gettin pretttty bad.
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